Things : Pre-Marriage Questions
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The HusBlog
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Before my wife and I got married we bought a book called "1001 Questions to Ask Before You Get Married."
Our exploration of this book started as a lark(yeah I just used lark in a sentence, jealous?) but soon became a very serious endeavor. It served as a great spring board for exploring topics that we didn't think of or were scared to dive into. However in reflecting on this book I have thought of a few questions that were not covered that I think every engaged couple should explore before walking down the aisle.
Things that you should ask before marriage:
Zombie Section
- If we had two weapons, a crossbow and a machete, which weapon would you want me to use and which weapon would you want to use?
- I am turned into a Zombie, do you:
- Capture me, and search the earth for a cure
- Shoot me in the head immediately because you know I would not want to be a zombie
- Let me bite you so we can be zombies together
- Run away screaming screw you, I'm dating your sister(or brother) now
- Would you be willing to kill our human neighbors for their food so we can survive, because after all he seems to take good care of his family. I mean why can't you get a promotion at work. And have you seen her new car...
- How much pre zombie war stock piling is too much?
Reality TV Show Possibilities Section
- What would be the name of a reality tv show that follows our life?
- What type of facial hair would you(or like me to) grow for a Television show:
- Thin chin strap beard
- Full beard
- Mustache only, but definitely a handlebar
- Something modeled from the people on The Hunger Games
- Who would you rather us be friends with :
- A slightly alcoholic couple who are very kind
- A mildly alcoholic couple who are funny
- An alcoholic couple who are rich
- An extremely alcoholic couple who are crazy rich
- If only one of us could spend the money made on our reality tv show who should spend the money and what should it be spent on?
Let's Play Pretend Section
- If we had to divorce and go into an arranged marriage with other partners would you want me to pick your new spouse?
- If we had to divorce and go into an arranged marriage with other partners would you want to pick my new spouse?
- If you die can I marry one of your friends, if so, do you have someone in mind?
- What would you rather give up, your cell phone for 1 year or our wedding album forever?
- If I murdered someone would you remarry before or after I was executed?
- Would you rather open a restaurant or a clothing store with me?
- Who would you rather go to for advice, me or my parents?
-TheHusBlog
UPDATED : For extra fun I have made my wife answer each question.
Zombie Section
- If we had two weapons, a crossbow and a machete, which weapon would you want me to use and which weapon would you want to use? Wife : Crossbow because I don't think your accuracy would be as good as mine and I don't think I have the arm strength to use a machete.
- I am turned into a Zombie, do you:
- Capture me, and search the earth for a cure
- Shoot me in the head immediately because you know I would not want to be a zombie. Wife : Fuck you dude, shoot you in the head, everyone knows there is no cure.
- Let me bite you so we can be zombies together
- Run away screaming screw you, I'm dating your sister(or brother) now
- Would you be willing to kill our human neighbors for their food so we can survive, because after all he seems to take good care of his family. I mean why can't you get a promotion at work. And have you seen her new car... Wife: Is this in a zombie scenario again. No, no, no.
- How much pre zombie war stock piling is too much? Wife : Her head cocked to the side, "Really?"
Reality TV Show Possibilities Section
- What would be the name of a reality tv show that follows our life? Wife: Can I come back to that one?
- What type of facial hair would you(or like me to) grow for a Television show:
- Thin chin strap beard. Wife : Chip strap beard with a sigh, wait a minute can I amend that to chops.
- Full beard
- Mustache only, but definitely a handlebar
- Something modeled from the people on The Hunger Games
- Who would you rather us be friends with :
- A slightly alcoholic couple who are very kind
- A mildly alcoholic couple who are funny. Wife : The funny people.
- An alcoholic couple who are rich
- An extremely alcoholic couple who are crazy rich
- If only one of us could spend the money made on our reality tv show who should spend the money and what should it be spent on? Wife : I would spend the money. Savings and homes and stuff.
Let's Play Pretend Section
- If we had to divorce and go into an arranged marriage with other partners would you want me to pick your new spouse? Wife : No, then more energetic, NO
- If we had to divorce and go into an arranged marriage with other partners would you want to pick my new spouse? Wife : No
- If you die can I marry one of your friends, if so, do you have someone in mind? Wife : Yes to the first question and no to the second.
- What would you rather give up, your cell phone for 1 year or our wedding album forever? Wife : That's not fair, fuck it, I would give up the pictures.
- If I murdered someone would you remarry before or after I was executed? Wife : After
- Would you rather open a restaurant or a clothing store with me? Wife : Restaurant... Well... Restaurant, but this time in a much quieter voice.
- Who would you rather go to for advice, me or my parents? Wife : depends on what the advice is about.
This is funny, love your blog
The crossbow/machete question should be in everyone's "speed dating" repatoire!
Hysterical! Great job Secret Agent Cheese Doodle!
Thank you Ferrisfan and wordsinpurple!
I would not give up my cell phone LOL!
love this! i will find similar on this book.