When I used to go to bars, alcoholic drinks had such enticing names, Sex on the Beach, Red Headed Slut, Screaming Orgasm, and Mind Eraser...
After a couple years of marriage those drinks don't really seem to be on the menu anymore. So I give you a list of Post Married Drinks. These are the names of drinks if they were made up by married people.
- "Done using the SCREWDRIVER to fix the screen door"
- "Sex on the Nice Sheets"
- "Your Ex-Girlfriend was a Red Headed Whore and you know it"
- "Quiet Orgasm as to not wake the kids"
- "You vacuumed the living room without having to be told four times"
- "Got Enough Sleep to Watch the Sunrise (Tequila wasn't involved)"
- "I remember why I married you"
So maybe my chances of opening a Bar catering to married people is not going to happen but come on, who doesn't want to order a "Sex on the Nice Sheets"?