Before I get started let me first say that if you found this post searching for "How to bleach my asshole" you are probably not going to find what you are looking for, but seriously keep reading you might enjoy it.
"Okay TheHusBlog, WTF!, asshole bleaching, really?! I know you have a history of starting off on some weird tangent and then bringing it all together, but it is getting harder and harder to check your blog at work! And what the hell is your real name... seriously!"
I know, I know... Trust me I am an amateur(could not say professional here because, let's face it, nothing about what I write about is professional).
But I digress... Bleaching one's poop shoot (better or worse than asshole?) is a relatively new thing which is basically what is sounds like. The basic goal is to try to make your log layer (better or worse than poop shoot?) look as pristine as the day you were born. I have no idea why one would desire their Hersey Highway (better or worse than log layer?) to look that way... But after some thought, and a few drinks I could only think of a couple reasons :
TheHusBlog Definition Pause : Reasons to get your Exit only hole (better or worse than Hersey Highway?) bleached
- You have a mad crush on your proctologyst(sp), proctalogyst(sp), procteligist(sp)...Butt Doctor (I really could have looked up how to spell that properly, but this seemed funnier) and want to show off.
- You signed up for the DVD/Blu-Ray package for your colonoscopy and want to show it to the grand kids one day.
- You had some extra bleach laying around and thought, "now where can I put that?"
- What if I am in a horrible accident tomorrow and the paramedics see my unsightly tunnel of crud (better or worse than exit only hole?).
- You are only concerned with parts of your body you cannot see without strategic use multiple mirrors.